Attack, ATTACK, ATTACK !!!

Thank god things are as shitty as they are. The Republican machine has gathered together such strength in its evil over the last several decades that the sheep who laughingly call themselves voters would be too comatose to see it otherwise.

The Libertarians are self-centered assholes so no one takes them seriously. The rest of the so called third party candidates are one or two issue candidates at most.

Democrats? Please. They are so stupid they actually believe not only in their own line of bullshit, but also in the basic goodness and smartitude of the ameriKan sheeople. Even with rising unemployment, an extremely unpopular war, inflation we haven't seen since the Ford administration, gas prices seeming like a bargain since they went DOWN to $3.88 per gallon, Obama can barely beat out that insiped fuck McCain.

Get a clue from the Karlrovians people. Attack, ATTACK, ATTACK !!!

McCain is old.
He is feeeble-minded
He is out of touch and an elitist boob
He was a POW - over thirty fucking years ago - since then he has fucked U.S. veterans
He is in the pocket of so many lobbyists that he has turned into a giant lint ball
He sucks big oil's cock so much that he shits raw crude
He is a robot and will have sex with our women
His birthday totals up to 666
He just had a stroke from using too much crystal meth


It doesn't matter what fucked up bullshit we make up about him. The ameriKan sheeople will believe it just enough to vote him down and put in the black man. Until they shoot 'im dead anyway.