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Disturbances
• At 12:40 p.m. Friday, several men were hanging around the Commercial Street entrance to the Wells Fargo bank in Astoria. They were making noises and harassing patrons. Astoria police responded and the men moved on.

• At 4:39 p.m. Friday, a woman reported that four to five men were asked to leave the Wells Fargo bank, 1218 Commercial Street, in Astoria. They left, but then came back and started yelling at her. They were last seen heading east-bound on Commercial Street.

• At 10:55 p.m. Saturday, a group of six or seven "gypsy people" were reported behind the Mini Mart at 95 W. Marine Drive. The caller reported that they were urinating behind the business and riding skateboards.

• At 6:03 p.m. Friday, Astoria police responded to a report that the men who were harassing Wells Fargo customers earlier in the day were seen in front of the Liberty Theater. The officer checked the area, but didn't find the men.

• At 6:27 p.m. Friday, an Astoria police officer stood at the ready while Wells Fargo employees left the bank for the day. The men who had been harassing them were across the street.

• At 11:55 p.m. Saturday, a Warrenton Police officer arrested Dustin R. Crabtree, 27, of Astoria, in connection with a disturbance. Earlier, a person reported they were jumped by two men and one woman (described as "punk") near the South Jetty Inn, 984 Pacific Drive.

• At 12:27 a.m. Sunday, a fight was reported at the High Climber Tavern in Knappa. It broke up while the caller was on the phone. The reported participants left the bar.

Stabbee'

I hated it when they hired Stabby the Clown for my birthday party. Clowns are scary enough to begin with. He came in all loaded, smashed my cake all to shit, and took mom's beer. Then some asshole had to go and give him a knife. All the kids were screaming "Ahhh I don't like Stabby!" There was blood every where and we had to continue the party in the ER. The operating room did look quite festive with all those pink and yellow and dripping red balloons though.