Stabbee'

I hated it when they hired Stabby the Clown for my birthday party. Clowns are scary enough to begin with. He came in all loaded, smashed my cake all to shit, and took mom's beer. Then some asshole had to go and give him a knife. All the kids were screaming "Ahhh I don't like Stabby!" There was blood every where and we had to continue the party in the ER. The operating room did look quite festive with all those pink and yellow and dripping red balloons though.